"You’re not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword."
And Kevin Feige talmbout “the right time for a black lead in the MCU”…..
(the princess and the pea, a story for peasant children.)
MCU Clint Barton: Rugged and Handsome Action Hero, defeats hordes of Chitauri without getting a scratch on him, lands sick jumps off skyscrapers, too cool to speak outside of quips
Comic Book Clint Barton: gets his ass kicked by russian gangsters in tracksuits on a daily basis, would probably eat floor pizza if Kate wasn’t around to stop him
True enough, HOWEVER: Comic Book Clint Barton has plenty of moments of sheer incandescent badass,
therefore it only stands to logic that MCU Clint Barton does indeed eat the floor pizza because there is no Kate around to stop him.
consider this my official petition to get Kate Bishop in the MCU 2k14
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw hard enough.
say “kate bishop is a sidekick” three times in a mirror and clint barton will appear, drink all your coffee, pet your dog and punch you in the face
Carol and Jessica fall into bed together one night after a hard mission and realize that they just sort of fit together.
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you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4
When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED